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me: omg i’m so fat what’s wrong with me
me: i’m gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake

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My life in a nutshell !!

When cleaning your room and you find money

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The dance Emily caught me doing when I am alone cleaning my room.

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Something that would happen to me

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thatwetshirt:

Oh nonsense! This is nothing compared to the twig of ‘93!
- A Bug’s Life (1998)

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This is what happens at my work when one of the lane ropes break. Lol

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So cute

truckyeah:

Officer Dickbutt who chose to park in the bike lane at church and gerrard to go into Starbucks. this is dangerous and disrespectful and far too common. Please share, fellow torontonians!
Taken by me on January 24th 2012, appx 2:15 pm.

Cops always feel they can do what they want whenever they want.

Lifeguard Beach Training

So I want to work on the island this summer but I have to go through this intense training and pass this advance lifeguarding course. To even get an interview you have to take this course.

Today is day 2 of training and I barely made the minimum requirements of just passing for one section of the test. Which includes ;

1. 400m (16 laps) of endurance swim in 10 mins ( 30 seconds a lap)

2. Two laps of head of front crawl in 1 min

3. Swim under water for 15 meters.( My goal is 25m which is 1 lap)

Wish me luck. :)

So random and hilarious !!

My gut!!

This gut has got to go. First day of working out and I am out shape. Trust me you don’t want this lifeguard to save your life . There might be a delay on saving your life, lol