January 2012
32 posts
Lifeguard Beach Training
So I want to work on the island this summer but I have to go through this intense training and pass this advance lifeguarding course. To even get an interview you have to take this course.
Today is day 2 of training and I barely made the minimum requirements of just passing for one section of the test. Which includes ;
400m (16 laps) of endurance swim in 10 mins ( 30 seconds a lap)
Two...
My gut!!
This gut has got to go. First day of working out and I am out shape. Trust me you don’t want this lifeguard to save your life . There might be a delay on saving your life, lol
I love drinking cereal from big tea cups:)
Cloudy days
Cloudy days like this reminds me of you dido when I use to travel through cloudy rainy days just to see you. But today i wear your sweater it keeps me warm on days like today. R.I.P Dido <3
Real deferral test today :( & I am scared.
If I had a car...
If I had a car I would spontaneously surprises all the ones I love by visiting them.
Fire at work
So today there was a fire at work & the ladies were taking their sweet time getting out of the change room. People in the basement had one wall between themselves and the fire ( the fire was located in the basement parking lot) people in the basement ignored the fire alarm and continued to play a game of squash through the fire alarm.( which was so loud). Guess people really don’t...
6:00 am shift problem # 3
I need to start timing myself ( by using my iphone) for Catherine cause apparently I don’t rotate exactly at 6:30 am. Starting to really feel sorry for her only child.
Golden globes with Emily
The Emily experience on the golden globes & here are some things she says and does ” he has gray hair” , ” no one clapped for her ” ” Buffy!!! during commercial she mutes the tv & listens to the conversation in the hallways. After a long day, I found her passed out with the cats and some snacks. I turn off the tv so she could sleep and she wakes up. How...
First time going to church on a sunday since I can’t remember.
6:00 am shift problem #2
I did not know I needed to ask for permission to microwave my food. Wow I feel like child again I have to ask to do anything even eat !!
Deferral exam
Today is the exam of death two hours of hell, I will entertain everyone by conducting on the subway & make an ass of myself.
Working the 6:15am shift
Catherine has a little fit about how there is a little foam kids matt blocking the fire exit, and how she is already mad. If there is a fire I will never be able to pass this kids mat that is in the way ! Lol
Came to the conclusion that my feet will always hang over the seats at the back of the bus, I don’t think I will be able to touch the ground.
Rebelling Seniors
Highlighted event at the pool today when all the senior ladies rebelled & went into the men’s change rooms to shower.
Oh Montreal
I wish I woke up to you instead of Toronto :(
December 2011
29 posts
Boys secret
Yes boys, I know what a wet check is!!
Pinky
Disappoint :(
Standing in line in the cold
I don’t know who made you, queen of the line but I was here before you bitch don ‘t bud me !!
Boxing day shopping
Fuck you it’s too early to do anything the things I do for my mom !!
X mas present from the bird family
So Emily and I just got an egg poacher for x mas and in total ate 6 eggs!! We ate fat!!
Yule
You know you had a good Yule when your cleaning out the puke bucket the next morning!!
